Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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