Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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