My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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