I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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