Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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