dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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