I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
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And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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