I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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