no. you can't hotbox the world.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
