I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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