i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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