so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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