For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He shit in the fireplace
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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