God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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