Whod you bang
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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