Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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