East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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