When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
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This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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