have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
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Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I didn't notice because vodka
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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