So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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