i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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