guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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