why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I'm bleeding and have questions
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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