I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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