I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
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What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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