last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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