Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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