Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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