I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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