There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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