hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
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