This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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