I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
her facebook's as public as her vagina
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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