he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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