girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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