how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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