after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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