Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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