so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
