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All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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