took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize