I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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