There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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