In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I just forgot I was standing up.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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