question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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