Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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