you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
how does that bad decision feel?
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