This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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