don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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