They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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