I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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