Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
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I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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