Will you blow on my dice?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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