Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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