I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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